Jan Jenson | June 5, 2011
We who have taught, or love children who have been taught, know this is funny! From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher. My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, “Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!” I took a deep [...]
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Tags: African elephant, elephant, phonics
Jan Jenson | April 21, 2011
MONDAY It’s fun to cook for Steve. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls. TUESDAY He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when he brought a [...]
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Tags: blonde cookbook, blonde diary, blonde jokes
Jan Jenson | August 5, 2010
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE LAUGHING!!! THIS IS TOO FUNNY – GOTTA PASS ALONG TO EVERYONE! Came in an email from a friend (don’t know where she got it). Jan P.S. Go pee BEFORE you read this…! KILLER CHILI I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action [...]
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Tags: bloating, chili, gas, killer chili, stink bombs
Jan Jenson | July 21, 2010
God and Lawn Care GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in [...]
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Tags: grass, green, humor, lawn care, trees