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Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:11 am (PDT)
Hazardous Ice Cream Social
Four things a sane person should not do:
1) Drive the family car into a brick wall at 100
miles per hour just to check if the airbag works.
2) Pour a gallon of gasoline onto your campfire
to impress the kids.
3) Perform your “The Ayatollah is Jewish and Gay”
comedy routine while drinking shots of tequila
during a Hezbollah convention in Mashhad.
4) Feed the same powerful growth hormone to for which baseball players receive 50
Two days from now,
will experience a “Eureka moment” if only a few
thousand Notmilk readers become activists and
send one or more email letters (addresses below).
, Humboldt’s cancer
survivors will be treated to an ice cream social.
The event is being sponsored by the Humboldt County
Relay for Life which seeks to raise money for
Ice cream is the world’s #1 unhealthy food.
It is also the most delicious. There is neither
controversy nor debate regarding those statements.
What many people do not know is that dairy products
contain the key factor to cancer’s growth.
Do you doubt a dairy consumption/ carcer connection?
If so, you are cordially invited to contradict any
one or more of these ten scientific references:
The Relay for Death people believe that they are
being kind to the cancer survivors. They are not.
Feeding growth hormones to cancer survivors is
similar to pouring gasoline on a fire or driving
a car at high speed into a wall.
Please let Eureka, California know.
The ice cream social will be held at the Umpqua Bank,
Humboldt Bank Plaza, 2426 6th St., Eureka .
If you can attend, please print and distribute this
The bank CEO is Ray Davis. Please let Ray know
the nature of his bank’s error. His toll-free number:
Ray’s secretary is Lorelei Brennan and your email
to her will get to Mr. Davis:
The Humboldt American Cancer Society office can be
reached: . The men and women answering
the telephone will probably not care about what you
have to say. Their primary function is to collect
money. Should you call, please do your best to
respectfully educate them.
I have already discussed and shared this information
with the organizer of the ice cream social. I do not
understand how, in good conscience, she can allow this
event to happen, but that is her current intention.
The cancer society’s director is Barbara Walfer.
Her email address:
Take your activism to another level. The Eureka, CA
newspaper is the Times-Standard. The city editor is
James Faulk. His phone: . His email:
Good luck! We have two days to make a difference for
a group of cancer survivors who might still have
in their bodies.
Won’t you please make a difference?